But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize