so explain again why im purple
no
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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