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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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