So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
that may or may not have been my penis.
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