38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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