i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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