get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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