You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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