3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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