sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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