I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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