i would punch a child for taco bell
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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