Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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