no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
