Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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