do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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