So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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