can we get nightvision for the apartment?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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