nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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