yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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