Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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