the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If that was your dad, he is hot
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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