On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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