Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
