he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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