Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
