Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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