Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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