you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
well most of my day revolves around power hour
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
false alarm, still single
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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