Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
well you can't waste a boner
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it was like eating out sand paper
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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