so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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