he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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