I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
