I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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