I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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