I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he thought i was a dude.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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