Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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