If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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