Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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