have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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