Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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