yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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