doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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