I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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