I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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