Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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