I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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