you're like a bully in the Christmas story
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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