So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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