Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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