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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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