We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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