oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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