i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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