i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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